Hey Adam
Where's the pizza?
It's in the freezer
What's that
Where's the pizza?
It's in the freezer!

Where's the pizza
It's in the freezer
Where's the pizza
It's in the freezer
Where's the pizza
It's in the freezer
Where's the pizza
It's in the freezer

Ayooooo
Preheat the oven at 180 degrees
Or gas mark 6
Take the pizza out of the freezer
Defrost it on the countertop
Slap on some extra
Toppings on that dough
Give it some cheese
Some onions
Mushrooms
Peperami
Salami
Pop him in the oven
And close the door
Oooh, I'm quite thirsty
Adam, what have
We got to drink?
Milk!

Where's the milk
Where's the milk
Where's the milk
Where is the milk
Where's the milk
Where's the milk
Where's the milk
Where is the milk

Hello ladies and gentlemen
How are you doing today
I'm doing great thanks for asking
In fact
No no I'm not
I might be lactose intolerant
But I really can't tell
Do you know?

Where's the pizza
Where's the milk
Where's the pizza
Where is the milk
Where's the pizza
Where's the milk
Where's the pizza
Where is the milk
It's In the bath!