I used to be a Ladies Man but I’m unhappy now
For courting six girls all at once
They used me anyhow
Me mother said was naughty
I should take some good advice
But I said if it’s naughty
Sure it’s also very nice

On Monday I met Mary Anne
On Tuesday Mary Jane
On Wednesday I met Ms. McCann
On Thursday Kitty Pane
Friday Betty Hopkins
And Saturday night Ms. Small
On Sunday night I stayed at home
Afraid I’d meet them all

I never will forgot the night
Down by the garden gate
I said goodbye to Ms. McCann
I called her darling Kate
I wrote a note to Mary Anne
I called her Mary Jane
And to make the thing complete
I addressed it Kity Pane

On Monday I met Mary Anne
On Tuesday Mary Jane
On Wednesday I met Ms. McCann
On Thursday Kitty Pane
Friday Betty Hopkins
And Saturday night Ms. Small
On Sunday night I stayed at home
Afraid I’d meet them all

I never will forget the night I met the bloomin’ six
Said Mary Anne you knows you’ll pay for all your dirty tricks
Mary Anne she tore my hair and Mary Jane my coat
And Ms. McCann took some young man who took me by the throat
As for Betty Hopkins, Ms. Kitty and Ms. Small
They bet me hat till it was flat against the garden wall

On Monday I met Mary Anne
On Tuesday Mary Jane
On Wednesday I met Ms. McCann
On Thursday Kitty Pane
Friday Betty Hopkins
And Saturday night Ms. Small
On Sunday night I stayed at home
Afraid I’d meet them all


On Monday I met Mary Anne
On Tuesday Mary Jane
On Wednesday I met Ms. McCann
On Thursday Kitty Pane
Friday Betty Hopkins
And Saturday night Ms. Small
On Sunday night I stayed at home
Afraid I’d meet them all
On Sunday night I stayed at home
Afraid I’d meet them all