Something's lost in the mail?
Well you bet it's your check
That is Murphy's Law
Why the person you wed
Becomes a pain in your neck?
That is Murphy's Law
Why is that "Fast Lane" always slower?
Maybe the radio stations never play this song
Cause everything that will go, will go wrong
That's Murphy's Law

When you're kissing a prince
There's a frog in the prince
That is Murphy's Law
Bread and jam falling down
Sticky side to the ground
That is Murphy's Law
There's a heat wave in the forecast
So you better go 'n get your snow shoes on
Cause everything that will go, will go wrong
That is Murphy's Law

Every time you're near
All my senses keep losing control
I just mumble, stumble, fumble
Like a shy insecure five-year-old
Will I act like a clown
Or become your hero?
If I'd asked you today
You would probably say: No
Cause we're under Murphy's Law

You're all in with a flush
He will show a full house
That's Murphy's Law
If you win on eBay
There's a sale the next day
That's Murphy's Law
When he tries her sexy dress on
His poor girlfriend will suddenly be becoming home
Cause everything that will go, will go wrong
That is Murphy's Law

Every time you're near
All my senses keep losing control
I just mumble, stumble, fumble
Like a shy insecure five-year-old
Will I act like a clown
Or become your hero?
If I'd asked you today
You would probably say: No
Cause we're under Murphy's Law

Every time you're near
All my senses keep losing control
Every time that you're near
We're on a losing street, my future folds
Cause everything that will go, will go wrong
And there is nothing for you to be done
Cause we're under Murphy's Law