Once upon a time I committed a crime
My crime was to give up on the fonk
Who needs enemies when ya got some friends like these
Don't get your head filled up with no junk - Oh!

Woo!

Aww Hell! The Fonk De-something
Ya got to read the message on the wall
Aww Hell! The Fonk De-something
Ya got ta keep that nasty on the one

Well I could talk some shizzle
About some hippocrizzle
But I choose to conduct myself with style
You don't need no bling bling
Get that bootay in the ring
Cos ya knock them out with just a smile - Oh!

Woo!

Aww Hell! The Fonk De-something
Ya got to read the message on the wall
Aww Hell! The Fonk De-something
Ya got ta keep that nasty on the one

AWW Hell!