Precious Evelyn left me
I'm left with the question
Why? God only knows
Your boo got up and left you
You're covered in ashes
And blinded by smoke

You bring Häagen-Dazs, I got HBO
Laughing through our tears, that's what friends are for
I'll be there for you, do the same for me
Whoa oh oh oh, whoa oh oh oh

Two broken hearts mend each other quicker
Than they can do healing on their own
Give me your hand, we can be each other's
Chocolate or alcohol
Two broken hearts

You'll find somebody better
Somebody who loves you
More than life itself
I'll find someone seductive
To help me forget that
I visited hell

You bring Häagen-Dazs, I got HBO
Laughing through our tears (ha ha ha), that's what friends are for
I'll be there for you, do the same for me
Whoa oh oh oh, whoa oh oh oh

Two broken hearts mend each other quicker
Than they can do healing on their own
Give me your hand, we can be each other's
Chocolate or alcohol
Two broken hearts

You bring Ben & Jerry's, I got Cinemax
Laughing through our tears (ha ha ha), we rub each other's backs
I'll be there for you, do the same for me
Whoa oh oh oh, whoa oh oh oh

Two broken hearts mend each other quicker
Than they can do healing on their own (healing on their own)
Give me your hand, we can be each other's
Chocolate or alcohol
Two broken hearts

And I'll fall into
Your bedroom eyes
I'll fall into
Your bedroom eyes
It's not the same as it was
It's not the same as it was
I'll fall into
Your bedroom eyes