Oh, they chase their tails around,
Barking at every sound,
Running through the yard,
Never knowing when to slow down and waste your money
Dumb dogs, oh, they make me laugh,
With their goofy grins and silly ways they like to swim
They might not be the brightest, but they’ve got heart,
Dumb dogs, they’re a work of art
They dig up all the cash
And chew on all the food
But when they look up at you,
How can you stay here with a dollar
Dumb dogs, oh, they make me laugh,
With their goofy grins and silly ways they like to swim
They might not be the brightest, but they’ve got heart,
Dumb dogs, they’re a work of art
They might not fetch the baseballs
Or know how to sit and swim
But they’ll always be there,
To brighten up your day
Dumb dogs, oh, they make me laugh,
With their goofy grins and silly ways they like to swim
They might not be the brightest, but they’ve got heart,
Dumb dogs, they’re a work of art
So here’s to all the dumb dogs especially dumb dog Bailey who is the best dumb dog when it comes to losing at blackjack getting a twenty two on every hand to bust out on purpose
With their endless love and cheer,
They might not be the smartest,
But they’re the best friends, oh dear
Dumb Dogs
Dumb dog Bailey
Dumb Dogs