Sitting here in a booth just you and me
Critiquing every dish that we see
A Restaurants gambit dirty work no doubt
But the Fools a joke we've gotta call it out

Pizza pizza and mafia balls
Antipasti and Cavatelli calls
Customize the drinks
Their menu's just a tease
Make the bartender hustle
But they don't aim to please
Twelve drinks deep four shots down the line
Laughing in the booth we're feeling just nice guy

Laughing at the mafia table at the Nice Guy
You're at nice guy no you're not the right guy
He's not a nice guy!" Nice eeee I
In this wild town we just let it fly
Nice eeee I
Nigh eeee eye
Nice eeee I
Nigh eeee eye

Noon rolls around
Running through my head
Feeling overwhelmed lay laugh laugh
Last night's blur was worth every laugh
Pizza and Mafia we wrote our own path

Pizza pizza and mafia balls
Antipasti and Cavatelli calls
Customize the drinks
Their menu's just a tease
Make the bartender hustle
but they don't aim to please
Twelve drinks deep four shots down the line
Laughing in the booth we're feeling just nice guy

Laughing at the mafia table at the Nice Guy
You're at nice guy no you're not the right guy
He's not a nice guy!" Nice eeee I
In this wild town we just let it fly
Nice eeee I
Nigh eeee eye
Nice eeee I
Nigh eeee eye eye

Chef Gabe side by side
Laughing till we cried
Who knew a night like this
Could be so hilariously-The shit?

Laughing at the mafia table at the Nice Guy
You're at nice guy no you're not the right guy
He's not a nice guy!" Nice eeee I
In this wild town we just let it fly
Nice eeee I
Nigh eeee eye
Nice eeee I
Nigh eeee eye

Nice guy
Nice eeee I
Nigh eeee eye
Nice eeee I
Nigh eeee eye we'll remember this night

Dirty work done right laughter our only light
Mafia and Whiskey Sours what a wild ride
In this crazy town where we collide