""Lord!
The aliens have invaded!
Itu0027s time...call them in!""
""Sir, are you sure?""
""'Am I sure?'!
What kind of asinine question is that, boy?!""

Lesbians with swords,
Are who they look for,
When the demons come crawling out of their little holes.
Lesbians with swords,
Screaming, “Do you want more?
Are you ready boys?! This is what weu0027re fucking made for!”
Lesbians with swords,
Are who they send forth,
When the people forget how treat their girls.
Lesbians with swords,
At the end of the world,
Holding up our girls while weu0027re doinu0027 bicep curls.

Straight up apocalypse,
Man, thatu0027s some crazy shit,
But the lesbians with swords,
Would like to have a go at it.
Straight up politics,
Man, thatu0027s some crazy shit,
And the lesbians with swords,
Have something to say about it.

Keep me alive, and never lost.
Let my eyes, keep seeing love.
Keep my mind, high up above.
Lifeu0027s a bitch, when karma comes.
They will reap what they sow,
For those whou0027ll listen this is what we know:
This is their path, this is what they chose,
Now theyu0027ve lost all pity from the ghosts.

Sir, Iu0027ve called for them. They are on their way.

Well done, boy. Now, shut up and sit down.

Lesbians with swords,
They like to strike a chord,
And their guitars ring out till their number one on Billboard.
Lesbians with swords,
Hacking the motherboard,
And their names will ring out till their faces are on Forbes.
Lesbians with swords,
Are who they send forth,
To remind everyone to not fearfully conform.
Lesbians with swords,
At the end of the world,
Redefining simple words, like gentleman, prince, king and lord.

Straight up apocalypse,
Man, thatu0027s some crazy shit,
But the lesbians with swords,
Would like to have a go at it.
Straight up politics,
Man, thatu0027s some crazy shit,
And the lesbians with swords,
Have something to say about it.

Keep me alive, and never lost.
Let my eyes, keep seeing love.
Keep my mind, high up above. (Keeping them on their toes,)
Lifeu0027s a bitch, when karma comes.
They will reap what they sow, (Tell you a secret no one knows,)
For those whou0027ll listen this is what we know:
This is their path, this is what they chose,
Now theyu0027ve lost all pity from the (I think I prefer tea time with)

ghosts.

They count on me to fall,
Just because Iu0027m not what they describe and define to be a woman.
They count on me to fall,
Because they like to label and define and take the pride out of a woman.
And Iu0027m a fighter.
Who takes what they say about my looks and let it fuel my fire,
Yes, Iu0027m a fighter.
Who takes what they say about me and let it fuel my desire,
For a world thatu0027s safe for love to be love.
For respect and realizing thereu0027s nothing to be afraid of.
For living like my love isnu0027t on a high wire,
Cause believe or not,
Iu0027m also a lover, not just a fighter.

""Sheu0027s on the radio sir!""

""Dammit boy! Give that to me! Hello?""

""Let it be known throughout the lands,
From sea to sea,
That if I do need to fight with a sword...
It will be very, very sexy.""

Lesbians with swords,
Are who they look for,
When the demons come crawling out of their little holes.
Lesbians with swords,
Screaming, “Do you want more?
Are you ready boys?! This is what weu0027re fucking made for!”
Lesbians with swords,
Are who they send forth,
When the people forget how treat their girls.
Lesbians with swords,
At the end of the world,
Holding up our ladies while weu0027re doing bicep curls.