Too old for tinder where's a date
How to clear the bar of Katy Perry straight
I'm an outlaw and i ramble, I don't wait
I don't need no one, I just like setting bait
A fucker looked at me wrong, I'd call it fate
I broke a chair over his head before he could relate
To my steadfast proclivity to violence and hate
The bar broke out, call me queen of crime rate

An outlaw in a civilized junkyard
getting away with just ain't that hard

I stole a car because it was there
I wasn't really trying to go anywhere
I'm wanted for crimes of which I'm unaware
I'm unaware because I do not care
Turn on the radio and garbage plays on air
We stray further from god with what we choose to share
Clocking in at fuck a cop outta nowhere
They want to chase, well child, I do declare

An outlaw in a civilized junkyard
getting away with just ain't that hard

I pulled over to shoot him dead
Didn't get a word in he just got lead
Fuck whatever he would've said
This is a test drive and he tested me instead
I don't walk the thin blue line, but you're mine shithead
I left him there and off I sped
At large always, I tell them go ahead
I have one shot and I said what I said