Heart Attack and Vine
Liar liar with your pants on fire
White spades hangin' on the telephone wire
Gamblers reevaluate along the dotted line
You'll never recognize yourself on heartattack and vine
Doctor, lawyer, beggar man thief
Philly Joe remarkable looks on in disbelief
If you want a taste of madness, you gotta stay in line
You'll recognize yourself on heartattack and vine
See that little Jersey girl in the see-through top
With the peddle pushers sucking on a soda pop
Well I bet she's still a virgin, only twenty-five 'til nine
You'll recognize yourself on heartattack and vine
Joey’s high on china white, feeling kinda punk
Said there ain't no devil, there's just God when he's drunk
Well this stuff will probably kill you, let's do another line
You'll recognize yourself on heartattack and vine
See that little Jersey girl in the see-through top
With the peddle pushers sucking on a soda pop

Well I bet she's still a virgin, only twenty-five 'til nine
You'll meet a million on heartattack and vine