I don't want a fuckin' latte
At your midday matinee
I don't want a fuckin' snack
Instead of Coke and Jack
I don't want no cappuccino
'Cus I am super masculino
I just want to get high
I don't want no higher power
Ruining my drunken hour
I don't want no fuckin' AA
Telling me I should pray
I don't want no self-discovery
Or to take a road to recovery
I just want to get high
Are you sure?
Don't give me time to think
What is the cure?
Just pour me a drink
Will there be pain?
You know I won't cause trouble
How about you abstain?
Make it a double
I've not been the same since you left me alone
I've done so many things that I cannot condone
Please come back to me, my love
Please come back to me, my love
Take your 7 steps and walk on out of here
Or I'll pull the trigger on my whiskey shot
And chase you with my beer
Sobriety is chronic
But can be fixed with a gin and tonic
I just want to get high
I just want to get high
Are you sure?
Don't give me time to think
What is the cure?
Just pour me a drink
Will there be pain?
You know I won't cause trouble
How about you abstain?
Make it a double
Make it a double
Make it a double