Would you like to learn to dance? Well, I can show you how
Gotta book here, all you need to know
We can draw the Arthur Murray patterns
Right here on the floor, all ya have to do is follow

And then we'll dance around the room a while
You can lead now if you want to, I don't mind
Nothin' I wouldn't do to see your smile
Go dancin' 'cross your face in perfect time
Go dancin' 'cross your face in perfect time

Would you like to learn to sing? Well, I can teach you how
Here's an old tune that's good for a start
I can sing all the high parts if I really try
And you can play along on your guitar

And we'll sing together for a little while
Let the harmonies go ringin' in your mind
And we sing so much better when we sing with a smile
All the notes come out so sweet and high
All the notes come out so sweet and high

Would you like to learn to love? Well, that's somethin' else again
I can show you how to sing and how to dance
I have no keys to open your heart
And no way I can make you take the chance

And so we'll dance around the room again
And we'll sing a tune or two to pass the time
And smile a while and by the time the dance is through
There might be some love for us to find
There might be some love for you and me to find