At first I was afraid to eat a picha pie
Kept thinking this is not a good
This is a picha pie
And I spent oh so many nights
Just eating my tortang talong
And I grew strong
Because of my tortang talong

Biglang may box from outer space
Nakita ko sabay kinuha ko
'Yung box from outer space
Binuksan ko at nasindak
May picha pie sobrang laki
Tinikman ko within 5 seconds
Naubos ko parang mani

Ngayon ako ay ganito
Kung 'di ka picha hut o shakey's
You're not welcome ina mo
Ngayong sa akin picha pie
Ayoko nang mahiwalay
Para sa 'yo handa kong magpakamatay

'Cuz now I love picha pie yeah
As long as I eat picha pie I know i'll be alive
I want all my garlic beef
Pepperoni double cheese
Ang picha pie ang picha pie penge

You took all the cash I have naubos ng lahat
Gusto ko pa ng picha pie
Ngunit ang pera'y di sapat
And so I spent so many nights
Just feeling sorry for myself
It made me cry wala na ba akong picha pie
Ngayon ako ay nagipit
Hindi na ako istupid person na hindi nag-iisip
Medyo mahal ang picha pie
You can't expect it to be free
That's why I'm saving all my money
Para mayroong pambili

Ngayon ako ay ganito
Kung 'di ka picha hut o shakey's
You're not welcome ina mo
Ngayong sa akin picha pie
Ayoko nang mahiwalay
Para sa 'yo handa kong magpakamatay

'Cuz now I love my picha pie yeah
As long as I eat picha pie I know i'll be alive
I want all my garlic beef
Pepperoni double cheese
Oh picha pie oh picha pie penge