I honestly thought it'd be pretty easy to get a job
I mean, I seen my resume, and I seen what was on Facebook
I thought it'd be easy
I'm getting to an interview

Sir, are you aware that on your application
under qualifications, you put left
What exactly do you mean by left
Well, sir, I thought you never asked

I am what's left
How much more qualifications do you need than that
It was an awkward moment for a second
In the time of trouble

And I didn't get the job
I didn't get the job