Bollyhooed

I was late night cruisin and I was feelin` bout`as fine as could be
When I met a little honey she was workin`at a tastey freeze
Well, I gave her a smile I gave her a wink
A little while later I was buyin`her drink
It don`t happen often but once was enough for me

Well, I told her that I`d call her but I couldn`t remember her name
Well, she remembered mine and it seems I was to blame
She said it might be a girl, it might be a boy
You`re the one shot Father of a bundle of Joy
It don`t happen often but once was enough for me

I got screwed, blue, tattoed done got the blues
CHORUS I got screwed, blue, tattoed done got the blues
Well I fed her my life and I got bullyhooed

Well, I`m real stright shooter and I knew what I had to do
So I told her that I loved her and I would always be true
Well, I said “I” and her Daddy said “do”
We got married and soon got the blues
It don`t happen often but once was enough for me

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SOLO

I said Judge If I keep living this way I`ll surely die
He said,“give her all your money and you can say goodbye“
Well, I gave her the house, I gave her the car
I gave her all the penney`s out my old fruit jar
It don`t happen often but once was enough for me