When you're stuck in your own and the windows won't open
Crushed like a clover
A chem truck stuck squeezing lemons
With Tony Clemons and Tony Clifton
Eating Cliff bars with Sonny Liston

They say

Everything seems wonderful
When your passed out in our mothers house

And I wondered how to get to hell
How to ring my own church bells
So I dug a well and incidentally choked on a Babybel
My old boss, he used to scoff
Said id be better off pulling a rickshaw
Or in wood shop cutting my own fingers off

Everything seems wonderful when
Youre drugged out in your mothers house
Who is going to say no
Everything seems wonderful when
Youre drugged out in your mothers house

They say

If everything seems so wonderful
Then why am I drugged out in my mothers house
If everything seems so wonderful
Then why am I passed out on my mothers couch

Everything seemed so wonderful