Like a PA this scene in need of my assistance
It's cliche, coz they like oil with resistance
So brah, can you rather keep your distance
Just voetsek
I wys your poes to the system
I got the aid to make them listen
To the dik Ding
I make them bounce like a piston
To the dik ding
I cros a hater like a Christian
I'm the dik the ding
I get them popping like disprin
To the dik ding
Ja I'm the dik ding
Ja that's what they call me
The Dik Ding
Show these skinnies how to rap
Ja I'm the dik ding
Kuk motherfucken fat
Like a dink ding
Ja the mudderfucken dik ding

That's the O really B,
Lemme take them em to the sea
Was caught in the Hoek but we started from the V
Stink snoek trippers think they got me tripping the E (T)
I wys these fagots singing to the tune like glee
Like Ali I'm the dik ding
Poes a nai like Liston
Tilting
Still swinging green like Kermit on a lipton
Dirty dealer gave me grandpa's
Popped him like disprin
Tinder port you girls and moffie I'm not talking Lisbon

Coz I'm the dik dik dik
I'm the dik ding
Coz I'm the dik dik dik
I'm the dik ding

Like a PA this scene in need of my assistance
It's cliche, coz they like oil with resistance
So brah, can you rather keep your distance
Just voetsek
I wys your poes to the system
I got the aid to make them listen
To the dik Ding
I make them bounce like a piston
To the dik ding
I cros a hater like a Christian
I'm the dik the ding
I get them popping like disprin
To the dik ding

Ja the fucken dik ding
Simple as it seems
Niggah wear your own pants
Or get dressed to move machines
Xmen dik ding DNA in my streams
You still don't know Jackman been Wolverine through the Gene's
Raised right, I'm a misfit
Fat nai, watch me rip shit
Ask ya dike can she fit this
Coz bitch I gotta dik fit
My type just sip sip with her dik lip
Like Jolie not a Miss Pitt
Janet let slip like (Dik titties)
If you talking from that toilet seat
Then you know I'm gonna piss miss
Done counting coins for change
So you I'm gonna risk it

Coz I'm the dik dik dik
I'm the dik ding
Coz I'm the dik dik dik
I'm the dik ding

Like a PA this scene in need of my assistance
It's cliche, coz they like oil with resistance
So brah, can you rather keep your distance
Just voetsek
I wys your poes to the system
I got the aid to make them listen
To the dik Ding
I make them bounce like a piston
To the dik ding
I cros a hater like a Christian
I'm the dik the ding
I get them popping like disprin
To the dik ding
Ja I'm the dik ding
Ja that's what they call me
The Dik Ding
Show these skinnies how to rap
Ja I'm the dik ding
Kuk motherfucken fat
Like a dink ding
Ja the mudderfucken dik ding