Don't tell my mum
I took her credit card
to buy a deck of cigarettes tonight
And don't tell my mum
How much I've had to drink tonight
She wouldn't understand
Cos I had a few drinks
Run out of durries
So I went through her purse
And I got in my car and went down to
The local servo
To buy a new deck
And the clerk there gave me more of a conversation
Than my friends do these days
And don't tell my mum
I took her credit card
To buy a new deck of 26 Blues
JPS
Cos we're a little strapped for cash right now
But we're getting by somehow
She wouldn't understand it
She's sick of this shit
And don't tell my mum
How sad I am right now
Don't tell my sister
How much I loathe myself
And don't tell my mum
How much I'll have to drink
When I stay in on a weekday night
Don't tell my sister
It'll give her a fright
You should actually forget it yourself
Don't think about it don't tell anyone else
You should actually forget it yourself
Don't think about it don't tell anyone else
Cos I'm having a really hard time
But actually, I'm fine
Don't you ever mind
And don't tell my mum
My sister, my best friend
Don't tell anyone how hard I'm having it
They wouldn't get it
You best forget
(You should actually forget it yourself)
You best forget
(Don't think about it don't tell anyone else)
You best forget
(You should actually forget it yourself)
You best forget
(Don't think about it don't tell anyone else)
So don't tell my mum
I took her credit card
to buy a deck of cigarettes tonight