Well, it's Texas up top
Bikini at the Bottom
I love two families and I'm sure glad I got em

I'm a surf and turf (surf and turf!)
Blue water, red dirt (water and dirt!)
Got two homes, two neighborhoods
Hey Ma, Hey Pa,
Your girl done good

Sometimes I'm gonna stay
Sometimes I'm gonna go
A place is just a place, your heart makes it a home

I'm a surf and turf (surf and turf!)
Blue water, red dirt (water and dirt!)
Got two homes, two neighborhoods
Hey Ma, Hey Pa,
Your squirrel done good

If I sink (If she sinks)
Or if I swim (If she swims)
(Aaaaa) Up or down,
I'll always come around again (Aaaaa)

I'm a surf and turf (surf and turf!)
Blue water, red dirt (water and dirt!)
Serving up science in your neighborhood

Hey Ma, Hey Pa,
Your squirrel done good

Yee haw, Spongebob
Our squirrel's done good

Hey Ma, Hey Pa,
Your squirrel done good
Your squirrel done good
Woo hoo!
I sure done good!"