She picked me up about a quarter past ten

She's a stripper I was with my best friend

Got to the party but we weren't on the list

So the stripper started dancing so that we could get in

We went

Up

Down

Left and right

In house real big where the girls were tight

I said

Oh my

What a night

Pulled a real sweet girl but her boy wanna fight


We're never growing up

Never getting old

It's a little crazier than the stories you've been told

A little too dumb

And a little too broke

But we still had fun

Little do you know

Think I'm in love with a stripper


Cop's got called and we jumped out the window

She said she had another place we could go

To a beach condo

Lit a J on the way

Got a private show

Didn't have to pay

Things getting wild

Gummy bears on my face

Neighbors at the window see me eat gourmet

I'm like oh my oh my gosh

Don't know if it's love or not

I can't handle all these thoughts

I gotta clear my head I guess I'll take a shot


We're never growing up

Never getting old

It's a little crazier than the stories you've been told

A little too dumb

And a little too broke

But we still had fun

Little do you know

Think I'm in love with a stripper


I woke up with no clothes

Can someone find my phone

I'm just trynna go home and

How'd I get on this boat?


We're never growing up

Never getting old

It's a little crazier than the stories you've been told

A little too dumb

And a little too broke

But we still had fun

Little do you know

Your mom was the stripper