Here's a story 'bout Surfer Joe
He caught the big one, but he let it go
There's somebody satisfied with winning

Back on the boardwalk there's Moe the Sleaze
Sells good things and aims to please
He's almost even but he don't mind a handout

Come on down for a pleasure cruise
We're all going on a pleasure cruise
Come on down for a pleasure cruise
Plenty of women, plenty of booze

Give your ticket to Moe the Sleaze
He's the one that's weak in the knees
His pants are baggy, but you can see them shaking

I'll introduce you to Surfer Joe
He may be there, I really don't know
We can smoke garfong and watch him ride the big one

Come on down for a pleasure cruise
We're all going on a pleasure cruise
Come on down for a pleasure cruise
Plenty of women and plenty of booze

Come on down, come on down (we're all going)
Come on down, women, booze

Here's a story 'bout Surfer Joe
He caught the big one, and he let it go
There's somebody satisfied with winning

Here's a story 'bout Surfer Joe
He caught the big one, and he let it go
He's somebody, he's somebody, he's somebody, he's somebody

Come on down, we're all going
Come on down, women, booze