In the multiplex dungeon of magic projections, I suddenly felt in a rush
The dark Montezuma, blinded by vengeance, cursed me with a black mana flush
I longed for the wisdom of Pozzi Ginori, to cast out its watery spell
But the merciless tide of unholy warcream was haunting the room with its smell

I finally reached the holy pail

The Power of Imodium, will turn the hands of fate
The Power of Imodium, will seal the sacred cave
The Power of Imodium, will turn the hands of fate
The Power of Imodium, will finally lock the gate

The Power of Imodium, will turn the hands of fate
The Power of Imodium, will seal the sacred cave
The Power of Imodium, will turn the hands of fate
The Power of Imodium, will finally lock the gate

The Ivory throne was standing before me, when demons awoke from their sleep
The hygiene gatekeepers, grabbed their blazing brooms, and furiously started to sweep
I reached for my pocket, in search for a potion, of Loperamide hydrochloride
Then lights started glowing, the hole of the inferno was ripping my guts open wide

I could not believe my eyes

The Power of Imodium, will turn the hands of fate
The Power of Imodium, will seal the sacred cave
The Power of Imodium, will turn the hands of fate
The Power of Imodium, will finally lock the gate

The Power of Imodium, will turn the hands of fate
The Power of Imodium, will seal the sacred cave
The Power of Imodium, will turn the hands of fate
The Power of Imodium, will finally lock the gate

Quando la diarrea ti sorprende bù bù settete, bù bù settete
E la digestione si sospende acciderboli, acciderboli
Quando la diarrea ti sorprende bù bù settete, bù bù settete
Imodium! Imodium! Imodium! Imodium! Imodium!

I'm just a poorboy with a dihorrea bout
Cagarella Salmonella Cagarella Salmonella
Squaquerone, culo scureggione, prot!

J'ai la diarrée j'ai mal au cul!

Escerichia coli has taken over him
Mama mia (come pizzica)! Mama mia (come brucia)
Mama mia, per carità (per carità)
Escerichia coli

Montezuma dibidaliduma
Montezuma dibidalidù
Behelzebutt - behelzebutt
Please set my fragile bowels free! Vom Durchfall
Please set me free! מהשילשול
Please set me free! Od proliva
Please set me free! من الإسهال
Please set me free! De la diarée
Please set me feee! Oд поноса
Please set me free! De la cagalera
Set me free!

The Power of Imodium, will turn the hands of fate
The Power of Imodium, will seal the sacred cave
The Power of Imodium, will turn the hands of fate
The Power of Imodium, will finally lock the gate

The Power of Imodium, will turn the hands of fate
The Power of Imodium, will seal the sacred cave
The Power of Imodium, will turn the hands of fate
The Power of Imodium, will finally lock the gate