I soar like a balding eagle or a nearsighted hawk
Am I a conceited pigeon or a modest peacock?
I'm an in outsider, petticoat tail rider
I'm not a criminal, but I'm kind of a crimer
For sure, the humblest man

My lifelong job is to live in improve
I can't comprehend the mundane
I'm more sincere than a person who's very sincere
When I say living a normal life is simply profane

(The least narcissistic, cordial rockstar)
I never kick that joke ball too far
(He's the punk rock icon seen on TMZ)
Does anyone here wanna hang out with me?

The right wrong medicine won't make you live longer
What does kill you won't make you stronger
The punk rock nightbirds of a feather will always rock together

He's the humblest man on the planet
Give me any joke, I will deadpan it
If humility's like wine, I'm getting finer with age
He's the most unpretentious NOFX member on stage

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