Last night was really fun
That's what I heard from almost everyone
I got a hand stamp but
Not a first hand account
I don't remember what booze I drank
I'm not sure what kind of drugs were done
Without any account can you count it as fun?
I don't remember what notes to play
I don't remember the words I sing
Was it a good show if
You can't remember a thing?

Who sharpied 'slut' on my forehead?
How did this blood get on my shirt?
Was it aggravated assault if you're the
Only one who got hurt?
I might have met her on myspace
I think I went over to her place
Does it count as sex if
You can't remember her face?

I dislocated my knee how come
My bedroom smells like piss?
Was it a good time? What did we talk about?
Afternoon fades to blackout

Who's number is this on my hand?
Why do I have shoes without socks?
Maybe this is the right time
For a supervised detox