We had five years that were historic
One of our Tuesday's
We say fuck euphoric We say 'fuck you' for it
Cuz the absurdity level was off the meter
We had a magic carpet that was a two-seater

We had five months where we didn't have sex
Cuz there's no a reason to fuck 'Cuz
Is there a reason to fuck
If she's not wearing latex
We listened to 'Five Years'
The first time she pegged me
It wasn't so painful
'Cuz the strap-on was tiny

There was five of us in her bed
But I was told to leave my head
In her vagina while the other three girls
Fucked each other vagina?

We spent five days in Costa Rica
Because we missed two flights
That was the start of the finish

Five fingers for slapping
Five fingers for fisting
Five fingers for punching
Five fingers for waving goodbye
Five fingers for a leather glove
It took about five years to end our love

It took five years until we got married
But only five hours
Before we knew it was buried
It took five years
Before I could forgive, but not forget
It was more than five people
That said: that's what you get!