It was a sad bittersweet end
When I suddenly lost my brain cancered friend

It turns out poor Brett was just poor
And he told over thirty bands about his cancer before

It was all a scam
He had just showed me someone else's brain scan
But it's ok, Brett
Yeah it's ok, Brett
You may have taken me for a ride
But you gave me my best song about cancer yet

So now you'll be known across the Nation
As a guy who started the Fake-A-Wish foundation
I cured one case of cancer will be my acclamation