Get out of my way,
Can't you see I'm from LA?
Yeah, I met Slash, I've got a rose tattoo
I bet I know way more people than you

I just love this town,
My girlfriend weighs 84 pounds
Met her at the Cat house where I get in for free
She pays the rent while I watch T.V.

When we go out tonight,
Gotta get my hair just right
Tight black pants a blue suede shoes
I'll get my picture in Rock City News

Gotta get those flyers out
Might meet a talent scout
And he will talk contracts with me
My fame and fortune and MTV