It came back negative and gave us a scare
The next year, it grew back again, and you started to swear
And after chemotherapy, you threw up and lost all your hair
And when I said bye bye biopsy girl you acted like I didn't care

I took you to the Mission, you could order pollo
I took you at the Chinatown, you said "Let's take it to go"
But when I asked you to take it Greek and ATM with French
I had to say bye bye bilingual girl, you said no one knew the consequence

And when I called La Migra and the INS
They took away your documents

You took me to the Jamesons and said "Swinging is fun"
You told me I was good in bed but you wanted to be with more than one
And when you said your friend was hot and I could go all the way
I had to say bye bye bisexual girl, I didn't know your friend was gay
I had to say bye bye bisexual girl when he said I had to pay