She walked in with a beanie and a band on her tee
Talkin' 'bout change and equality
I thought she was the type, you know the kind
Always protesting, always speakin' her mind
Her hair was blue, her boots were black
Thought she'd be the one to give me flack
Talkin' 'bout free love, and the world goin' green
But things ain't always what they seem
But wait, what's that
I gotta take a second look
Hold up, rewind, my assumptions are shook
I thought she was liberal, yeah, I thought she was woke
But she's rockin' MAGA, man, this ain't no joke
Red hat in her closet, stars and stripes on her sleeve
Turns out she's not the girl I believed
She's got that conservative fire, and it's burnin' so bright
Thought she was liberal, but I guess I ain't right
I figured she'd be marchin', fightin' for the cause
But she's quoting Reagan and applauding the laws
Yeah, I thought she'd be preachin' about peace and the planet
Turns out she's all about the flag and where she stands on it
No Prius, no protest signs in sight
Just a pickup truck and a fist full of pride
Man, she threw me off with that blue-haired disguise
But there's more to this girl than meets the eyes
Oh man, oh man, I thought I had her pegged
But now I'm questioning everything I said
I thought she was liberal, yeah, I thought she was woke
But she's rockin' MAGA, man, this ain't no joke
Red hat in her closet, stars and stripes on her sleeve
Turns out she's not the girl I believed
She's got that conservative fire, and it's burnin' so bright
Thought she was liberal, but I guess I ain't right
Yeah, she's not what I thought, and I'm here for the ride
A twist in the plot, she's conservative inside
Now we're on the same page, who would've known
Behind that blue hair is a heart for red zones
I thought she was liberal, yeah, I thought she was woke
But she's rockin' MAGA, man, this ain't no joke
Red hat in her closet, stars and stripes on her sleeve
Turns out she's not the girl I believed
She's got that conservative fire, and it's burnin' so bright
Thought she was liberal, but I guess I ain't right
Yeah, I thought she was liberal, thought she had that left-leanin' glow
But now I know better—she's MAGA, head-to-toe