Well, I've never been to Spain
But I kinda like the music
Here the ladies are insane, Claire
And they sure know how to use it

They don't abuse it, they'll never lose it
I can't refuse it
Well, I've never been to England
But I kinda like the Beatles

Well, I headed for Las Vegas
Only made it out to Needles

Can you feel it?
Mmm, must be real, it
Feels so good

Well, I've never been to heaven
But you know I've been to Oklahoma now
You tell me I was born there
And I really don't remember

Oklahoma, born in a coma
It doesn't matter
I've never been to Spain
But I kinda like the music

Here the ladies are insane there
And they sure know how to use it
They don't abuse it
They'll never lose it
I can't refuse it