MY ATTEMPT TO BE AMUSING IS CONFUSING WHAT I MEANT
FOR DECLARING SOMETHINGS SILLY’S REALLY QUITE THE COMPLIMENT
THERE IS NO HIGHER PRAISE THAN THE PHRASE ‘THAT FELLA’S BENT’
FOR ALL TRUE ECCENTRICITY’S A HAPPY ACCIDENT

I LOVE YOU EXTRA-OODLE CHICKEN NOODLE
SOUP-ER DOODLE MOST
MULTIPLIED BY WHAT'S INSIDE THE QUOTIENT'S GRANDIOSE
NOW DON’T CONFUSE THIS TRUTH AS SOME EXCUSE FOR ME TO BOAST
I LOVE YOU EXTRA-OODLE CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP-ER DOODLE MOST!

CAN’T OVERSTATE OR CALCULATE HOW MUCH YOU ARE ADORED
COULD TABULATE INFINITY AND STILL FALL LIGHT YEARS SHORT
I ESTIMATE THAT AT THIS RATE TO AMOR YOU MORE AND MORE
AT LEAST A THOUSAND DIFFERENT WAYS THAN THE DAY BEFORE

SO IN CLOSING I’M SUPPOSING THAT AT LAST MY POINT'S BEEN MADE
NEVER ONE TO BE IMPOSING WITH A WELCOME OVERSTAYED
THIS POEM I’M COMPOSING I AM HOPING MAKES THE GRADE
DISCLOSING ALL THIS DOTING WITH THIS DIZZY LITTLE PHRASE