Woah, surprise
Welcome to my enterprise
For all y'all just arrived
Kiss my ass two times
Y'all best recognize
I'm the shit, guys
Tried to compartmentalize
But I didn't know what it meant

Just like this
Sippin' Bacardi
Just like this
A ladidadi
Just like this
Just like this
Just like this
Ooh
Just like this
Sippin' Bacardi
Just like this
A ladidadi

Don't it make you feel like shit?
Muhfucka
Don't it make you feel like shit?
Oh man

Once upon a compromise
I dressed up like a regular guy
And had my self a very good time
Once upon a compromise
I dressed up like a regular guy
And had my self a very good time
Once upon a compromise
I dressed up like a regular guy
And had my self a very good time

Woah, surprise
Make mine a super size
Fuck all this metal shit
I'm bringin' back the synthesize
Y'all best realize
I'm the shit, guys
I tried to compromise
But it came out counter clockwise

Just like this
Sippin' Bacardi
Just like this
A ladidadi
Just like this
Just like this
Just like this
Ooh, touch it faggot
Just like this
Sippin' Bacardi
Just like this
A ladidadi
Don't it make you feel like shit?
Muhfucka
Don't it make you feel like shit?
Oh man

Once upon a compromise
I dressed up like a regular guy
And had my self a very good time
Once upon a compromise
I dressed up like a regular guy
And had my self a very good time
Once upon a compromise
I dressed up like a regular guy
And had my self a very good time

All my fuckin' peeping toms
In my basements making bombs
I'm the most
I suppose
You couldn't possibly butter my toast
All my goth chicks writin' prose
With my fingers in your nose
I'm the most
I suppose
You couldn't possibly butter my toast

Woah, surprise
Make mine a super size
Fuck all this metal shit
I'm bringin' back the synthesize
Y'all best realize
I'm the shit, guys
I tried to compromise
But I didn't know what it meant