In the heart of the city, where the music plays
There's a man named Ross, vibing through the days
With a drink in his hand, and tunes in his ear
He's the Ross we all know, but there's something to feaR

Oh, everyone is Ross, can't you see?
He's the man who turns up everywhere we be
From the penguins he feeds to the van in the ditch
Ross is everywhere, he's our everyday glitch

Down the road, there's a marathon in full swing
And there's Ross, running with all his being
With a determination and a passion so strong
He's also every other runner, running along

Oh, everyone is Ross, can't you see?
He's the man who turns up everywhere we be
From the penguins he feeds to the van in the ditch
Ross is everywhere, he's our everyday glitch

Though building homes in Africa isn't his forte
Ross lends a helping hand in his own special way
As he piles up those walls, brick by brick
He must keep his secret, he's paid by the hicks'

Like Agent Smith from the Matrix, he multiplies
A thousand Rosses, all wearing different ties
But deep inside, they're all one and the same
Yes they're all Ross, but with a different name

Oh, everyone is Ross, can't you see?
He's the man who turns up everywhere we be
From the penguins he feeds to the van in the ditch
Ross is everywhere, he's our everyday glitch

Walking down the street, I start to notice a trend
Every face I see, it's Ross, my mind begins to bend
From the postman delivering letters, to the girl pouring my brew
Ross is everywhere, he's all I can view

In the park, kids playing, laughter fills the air
But wait, they all have Ross's smile, be aware
At the checkout, they scan my items with grace
But behind those eyes, it's Ross, wearing a different face

Oh, everyone is Ross, can't you see?
He's the man who turns up everywhere we be
From the penguins he feeds to the van in the ditch
Ross is everywhere, he's our everyday glitch
Everywhere, he's our everyday glitch

A chilling realization, as the truth starts to dawn
Ross is on every face, like a lingering song
In every crowd, in every corner, he lurks
A thousand Rosses, like shadows but it's worse

As the truth sinks in, it consumes my soul
I start to feel the transformation taking control
In the mirror, I see my reflection, my face
But it's not mine, it's Ross.. I think I'm being replaced!

Oh, everyone is Ross, can't you see?
He's the man who turns up everywhere we be
From the penguins he feeds to the van in the ditch
Ross is everywhere, he's our everyday glitch

And now, my dear friend, you are caught in the tide
We're becoming Ross, there's no place to hide
We're all just going to be ross from now on
So get up and start to sing along

Oh, everyone is Ross, can't you see?
He's the man who turns up everywhere we be
From the penguins he feeds to the van in the ditch
Ross is everywhere, he's our everyday glitch
Glitch

And now, my dear friend, you are caught in the tide
We're becoming Ross, there's no place to hide
We're all just going to be ross from now on
So get up and start to sing along

Oh, OH! Oh, OH!
Everyone is Ross