Throw me in the trunk of your car
Drive me down to the junkyard
Holy moly what a mess
Getting dirt on your sundress
Gummy vites are getting me high
Satellites controlling my mind
Hold my meeting for today
Think it's time to get thrown away
'Cause I had a couple drinks to drink
And maybe two or three thoughts to think
And then I thought I knew it, but I didn't know shit
If you're going to the junkyard, take me too
Cancel all of my calls
I'm busy scaring crows in my overalls
Catching up on my MTV
So underground you can't see me
FCC is bleeping me out
Saying I'm a creep, but I doubt it
Rating me with an NC-17
Closed captioning misquoting me
'Cause I had a couple drinks to drink
And maybe two or three thoughts to think
And then I thought I knew it, but I didn't know shit
If you're going to the junkyard, take me too
My head is full of trash
I'm acting far too rashly
Facing the backlash, lash, lash
My colors tend to clash
Someone should kick my ass
I'm feeling bold and brash, brash, brash
You know where to find me