I came in here to change these socks
I brought the receipt was in the box
But now you say I'm far too late
For my receipt is out of date
Please look again for you must know
That I was here only two days ago
What may have happened I do fear
Your printer thinks it's still last year
Whaddya mean I'm wrong
That ain't the way to get along
Surely you don't believe I'd ever tell a lie
Every word I say is correct
But now you show me disrespect
I think you should change your mind or we might fight
Whaddya mean I'm wrong that can't be right
I love your food, the taste of Spain
It's why I come back time and time again
But when I eat soup I like it hot
And what you served was certainly not
It isn't nice to then be told
My choice of soup is always cold
You know I ordered Garbanzo
But you delivered Gazpacho
Whaddya mean I'm wrong
I haven't known you very long
But surely you know by now that really can't be true
Every word I say is correct
And yet you show me disrespect
You've never done that before but let's not fight
Whaddya mean I'm wrong that can't be right
At home I told my wife
These tales of woe and strife
And just how stupid other folk can be
I couldn't believe it when
She took her time to think and then
She said it wasn't their fault that it was me
C'mon now
Whaddya mean I'm wrong
We've known each other far too long
I cannot believe that's so after all these years
You could think me incorrect
Join those showing disrespect
This situation's clearly black and white
Whaddya mean I'm wrong that can't be right
Whaddya mean I'm wrong that can't be right
No, that can't be right