Ladies and gentlemen, this is Captain Bizness speaking. I would like to welcome you all aboard Nickel City cirlines Flight 6500 bound for the motherfucking top. Before we depart, please ensure that your seat belt is securely fastened, your tray table is stowed and your seat belt is in the upright position. In the unlikely event of a emergency, an act of God, or political uprising, please refer to your safety card located in the seat pocket in front of you. Once again, thank you for choosing Nickel City cirlines.