My best friend is a weapon
She's got hexes on my exes
Don't be fooled by her enchantment
She's got hexes on my exes

Betcha thought you're safe
Not when things don't go her way
If you fuck me over
That'll be your last mistake
The last heart that you'll break

My best friend is a weapon
She's got hexes on my exes
Don't be fooled by her enchantment
She's got hexes on my exes

My best friend is a weapon
Thinks like hell but talks like heaven
If they make a bad impression
She'll put hexes on my exes

I know that you thinking that you're getting off free
But karmas a b
If my best friend finds out

She ain't doing nothin that your future don't see
But she'll make it times three
cnd she hopes you find out

What it's like to go from everything to nothing
She will put you in but she won't turn on the oven
Cuz her dinner plate she likes it best served cold

My best friend is a weapon
She's got hexes on my exes
Don't be fooled by her enchantment
She's got hexes on my exes

My best friend is a weapon
Thinks like hell but talks like heaven
If they make a bad impression
She'll put hexes on my exes