Never cared much for expresso
Comes on a little bit too strong
But man don't give me decaf
Come on don't make me laugh
Gotta have the real thing or it's wrong, uh uh, uh uh

Like the mocha down in Boca
A corner blend in Monterey
But give me the flavor, that I prefer to savor,
Give me my low fat latte'

Sometimes it may be hot to handle
Sometimes it keeps me up at night
So rich, so smooth, so steamy
It just warms me up inside

Let's buy some bit a cappuccino
Or kickin' café ole
I want that Java pumpin through my vena cava
Give me my low fat latte

Steamed milk, lots of froth
Makes a mustache and I love to lick it off
One thing's for sure, this much I know
It's always brewin' and it's not your average Joe

Oh let my latte runeth over
Good to the very last drop
And like I told ya, with due respect to Folger
It's my favorite part of wakin up

Sometimes it may be hot to handle
Sometimes it keeps me up at night
So rich, so smooth, so steamy
It just warms me up inside

Don't think a demitasse will do it
In a grande mood today
And I think I'll make it flat white
Everything is just right
Give me my low fat latte

White chocolate mocha
Caramel macchiato
Chai tea
Give me my low fat latte