Ding dong ding dong
Ding dong ding dong


Walk in the door, hit with a wave of regret,
The text is a lie, what you see ain't what you get

All the great things that vanish without a trace,
Now just a spicy memory I can't replace.

Ask not for whom the bell tolls!
It Tolls for thee!
Getting rid of every spicy delicacy!
All the things we liked so well, and I can’t tell
What the fuck is wrong with Taco Bell?


What the fuck is wrong with Taco Bell?
Playing god with their menus, driving us straight to hell
I’m not very happy about the double XL
Grilled stuffed burritos
And I’m still pissed off about the fiery locos
Doritos


Remember when the Double Decker got the axe?
Now crushed under the weight of this taco tax
Every visit's a gamble when the roulette lands
A graveyard of taco supply
When there was still so much…
So much demand!

What the fuck is up with Taco Bell?
Feels like I’m walking around on taco shells
They say it’s cheap and their meat sucks
So why did I just pay 17 bucks?!
What the fuck Taco Bell?!
What the fuck Taco Bell?!
What the fuck?!
[bridge]
Everybody stand and walk out the door
We don’t want cheesy rollups no more
It’s just not good and it’s just not fun
Maybe you should try go back to thinking inside the bun
All those you killed our now back for the haunt
And I’ll go to a nice family owned Mexican restaurant!
[chorus]
What the fuck is wrong with Taco Bell?
What the fucks in the meat, what the fuck is that smell?
I’d like to have that knowledge but I’m not that astute
Just bring back your chihuahua, at least he.
AT least he was cute!!!

Maguna: I got four tacos instead of three! This is the best day ever!