I was Rollin down the skyway
Late one night
Patrolling up Gulf Boulevard
Man, I need a little fun
Looking to my right
I saw a Dive Bar
As I passed on by
What in the world is that
I say to myself
MaHuffers was the name on the sign
And it sounds strange to me
A weird feeling comes over the car
But I pass on by
Something took a hold on us
So, we knew it was time to see
What kind of Place could this be
Pulled in close to take a look
Walk down the alley to the side door
To look inside
Then girls peddled on by
What kind of trip am I on
Walked through the door
Looking for more
Money everywhere hanging
From the roof hanging from the walls
Dolla bills by the score
Glowing in the Black light
Like a purple haze (Jimi where are you)
Look over to the bar
And a cat lay right there
Is he Dead or alive
I'm not sure
Then the cat hopped up
And looked my way
With eyes of silver blue
Strange I have to say
Man, this must be a dream
Turned around and there's Julius Cesar
Sitting in an easy Chair
Said hi Cesar how do you be
And he just looked at me with a glare
We're sellin Gummies for your soul
Would you like to try
No thank you sir
Was my sunny reply
As he walked away
I saw a man dressed like a tiger
Who said we're doing a commercial
Would you like to take part
I Smiled and walked away
Then the Bartender said
Buddy you must be new here
Yes, I am How Did you know
Well to tell the truth
You look lost to me
It's plain to see
Then I hear a sound
As the Band begins to play
People are Grillin
People are Chilling
People Feelin
People are Reelin
I gonna get out of here
Out the back door I go
Passed an Old Harley Davidson by the door
It's wore out many years ago
Pass a Butterfly Garden on the trail
Neon lights show a boat with a sail
Now I'm Leaving
For the reason
I don't care to know
Like being lost in a maze
Til you find a new craze
Although the Game is done
Don't want to go home
Don't want to stay
Want to go back in
See it all again
Brain overload from the sight
Far more to see deep inside
Too much fun for one night
Still, I will take flight
Maybe I will Go
Maybe I will Not
I don't Know
So, if you find yourself down in Florida
On old Gulf Boulevard
With nowhere to land
And your mind is in overdrive
For a cool place
That's not so grand
Like I've never seen before or since
Stop in at MaHuffers (MaHuffers)
It will blow out your mind
Like it's never been blown before
Nevermore
Never before
Too weird to explain
It's very odd and insane
Nothing is not much more to say
Lest just fade away
(fade away)
(Fade away}
Bye Bye Bye
We're outta here
See you on the other side
Of the Gulf Coast