Oh Kamala's reign is a work of fine art
Crafting policies with a sleight of heart
She's the queen of the land with a masterful hand
Putting us all on food stamps—ain't that grand?
Took Joe off the ballot with a subtle finesse
Tapped him on the shoulder "Time for your recess"
Who needs elections when you've got charm?
Just smile wave and sound the alarm!
Kamala Kamala the Politician of Joy
Black and Indian so versatile to employ
From the hoods of Canada to DC streets
She shifts her accent to any beat
Millionaires behind her playing middle class
Climate deals and gas bans they'll all come to pass
No need for primaries no need for a vote
You sailed to the top on your golden boat!
From food stamps to war drafts we're in your hands
The best president in all the lands!
Banning fracking? Well maybe or no?
She'll change her mind on the go
Energy crisis or eco-dreams?
Depends which way the poll numbers lean
Abortion rights she's leading the fight
Past birth why stop? The Queen of Women's Rights!
From choice to infanticide she'll stand tall
For Kamala there are no limits at all
Kamala Kamala the Politician of Joy
Black and Indian so versatile to employ
From the hoods of Canada to DC streets
She shifts her accent to any beat
Millionaires behind her playing middle class
Climate deals and gas bans they'll all come to pass
No need for primaries no need for a vote
You sailed to the top on your golden boat!
From food stamps to war drafts we're in your hands
The best president in all the lands!
Free speech? Don't worry you won't need that much
She'll protect you with laws that keep dissent out of touch
With her comrade Walsh housing's a dream
But if you lose your home well don't make a scene
Got kids who are wondering who they might be?
Kamala's got a plan for their "identity"
Castration's free it's part of the deal—
A gift from the government what a steal!
She'll change her mind as quick as a flash
Fracking's banned then it's back with a bash
Policies shift like the wind in a storm
But who needs stability when chaos is norm?
Kamala Kamala the Politician of Joy
Black and Indian so versatile to employ
From the hoods of Canada to DC streets
She shifts her accent to any beat
Millionaires behind her playing middle class
Climate deals and gas bans they'll all come to pass
No need for primaries no need for a vote
You sailed to the top on your golden boat!
From food stamps to war drafts we're in your hands
The best president in all the lands!
Kamala you lead us with a laugh so bright
Changing your tune by the day and night
With your chameleon ways we follow the sound
As the world spins round and round!ms