Those candles that you bought me for Christmas
I can't burn them 'cause they smell like you
And every time I walk into a Starbucks, I see you at every table
It's been a while since I've had cold brew

Don't you know how hard it is to find a decent guy
In this city of four thousand? Where everybody looks like you?
Don't even get me started on the way you saw this song online
And called, told me you didn't, but you did, and I have proof that

You ruined The 1975, now I listen and think about getting high
In your bedroom, windows open
Mom is home, but we're still smoking
You ruined The 1975, now I listen and cry 'cause you sang
"We share friends in Soho"
While you told me that none of your friends know

And I hated you for that, but it's been two years now
And I really just hate you
For making me hate my favorite band

You broke my heart, then went away to college
You were only fifteen minutes down the road
And I always thought you'd show up to say sorry
But as time went on, I started to lose hope

Don't you know how hard it is to find a decent guy
When you never gave me closure? What the hell was I to do?
Don't even get me started on the way you saw this song online
I guess it must've thrown you 'cause you called and said you knew that

I stayed quiet, but I probably should've told ya
Every night I would cry and wish I didn't know ya
I said nothin', and now I got issues
I'll bill you for the tear-stained tissues
Oh, I don't think you have that kind of dough 'cause

You ruined The 1975, now I listen and think about getting high
In your bedroom, windows open
Mom is home, but we're still smoking
You ruined The 1975, now I listen and cry 'cause you sang
"We share friends in Soho"
While you told me that none of your friends know

And I hated you for that, but it's been two years now
And I really just hate you
For making me hate my favorite band