Y'know
They do call me the family guy after all
Which is why I gotta hop on 'da beat!
(Banjo-Kazooie type chuckle)
My wife said I look like Daffy Duck
I look around my house and I say shucks
My dog got hit by a giant red truck
I microwaved a hamster and it said you suck
Daffy Duck think he slick but he actually sluck
I played Angry Birds and I screamed WHAT THE FUCK
Abraham Lincoln said he had a hockey puck
Fella lookin' sly but he just Daffy Duck
I'm not black, so please don't call me Spike Lee
When she see something funny she say tee hee
I asked if I'm smart and they say the fifth they plea
Tryna eat my food but I got these dumbass peas
I don't know how to spell Daffy but I think there's a T
Me and Daffy Duck are going to Tennessee
The plural form of Genesis is Genesi
Robbed a fella's silverware he was a referee
I ate a McChicken at Wendy's and I said hello!
I ate a McChicken at Wendy's and I said hello!
At a gas station cashed a disability check
Hangin with some pirates and they called me a rubberneck
They threw a rock at me and told me to clean the deck
Fella think he's cool cuz he got a Steam Deck
Walking through a forest cuz I had to make a trek
He look like Daffy Duck nah he look like a V-Neck
Bro thinks he Ralph nah he can not Wreck
At Red Lobster my waiter look like Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec
My woodpecker died it was Woody Woodpecker
Saw a fella at Walgreens and his name was Hector
My name is OJ Simpson and I totally did the crime
Daffy Duck is cool and yo mama is fat
Cuz I'm
Cuz I'm OJ Simpson
OJ Bartholomew J Simpson!
Yeah
And I said hello! (with a McChicken)