I don't wanna live, but I'm too scared to kill myself
And I don't wanna die, but I'd like the attention

So I show up to the rock show
Sing along to my cries for help
For fifty dollars extra you can say you met a legend

Ohhh ain't this the life
Ohhh I always wanted
Ohhh ain't this the life
Ain't this the life
Ain't this the life

Heyyy thank God, I'm a celebrity
(He's a celebrity)
Heyyy thank God, I'm a celebrity
(He's a celebrity)

I don't wanna live, but I'm too scared to kill myself
And I don't wanna die, but I'd like the vacation

So go and stream my album
Sing along to my cries for help
And call and request it on your radio station

Ohhh ain't this the life
Ohhh I always wanted
Ohhh ain't this the life
Ain't this the life
Ain't this the life

Heyyy thank God, I'm a celebrity
(He's a celebrity)
Heyyy thank God, I'm a celebrity
(He's a celebrity)

Ain't it fun being famous
The industry of entertainment
Heyyy thank God, I'm a celebrity
(He's a celebrity)"