Welcome to my haunted mansion
Welcome to my haunted mansion

Please don’t have a heart attack.
Tell me where the party’s at.
This is where the party’s at.
Welcome to my Haunted Mansion.

Please don’t have a heart attack.
Tell me where the party’s at.
This is where the party’s at.
Welcome to my Haunted Mansion.

It’s Saturday night and I’m acting a fool.
Prolly get lot skinny dip in the pool.
Everybody camping,
Wilding, dancing
I’m fucked up
I don’t know where my pants is!
Jamming
Straight from the front to the back
Like how many chicks gone cum to this track
Like you tryna get freaky than come to the back
Turn in up to the max
Till the floorboards crack.
They applaud for the Mack
In causing traffic
Going off in this flat and feel nauseous after
Lost in the sauce when I cause disaster
Dead pussy don’t stink
Get a corpse and smash her.
I’m plastered.
Feeling like a horny bastard
With 4 or 5 bad chicks locked in the bathroom.
Sucking like a vacuum nuts and cashews
All of the chain we don’t know how to act dude.

Please don’t have a heart attack.
Tell me where the party’s at.
This is where the party’s at.
Welcome to my Haunted Mansion.

Please don’t have a heart attack.
Tell me where the party’s at.
This is where the party’s at.
Welcome to my Haunted Mansion.

Yo what up?
Yea I’m tryna tell you to come through,
Chill, have a nice quiet evening. (I want to but)
Wine cheese, soft music (that sounds nice......ohh)
Got a Couple good friends over
We’re having some intellectual conversation listening to some classical music
(that sounds relaxing)
Nothing major no parties
(that sounds fun)
So come on over and chill.
(Ok)

Please don’t have a heart attack.
Tell me where the party’s at.
This is where the party’s at.
Welcome to my Haunted Mansion.

Please don’t have a heart attack.
Tell me where the party’s at.
This is where the party’s at.
Welcome to my Haunted Mansion.

Welcome to my Haunted Mansion
Full of hopped up chicks like Charlie Manson
Romantic.
No champagne and candles
Just ass by the pound
And tits by the hand full.
Can you
Handle a night full of scandal?
And you
Might take drugs for the sample
And you
Don’t gotta worry who’ll ban you.
Grandma toked up yea she’s fan too.
Thank you.
Please can I get another sip.
And feel the room flip when I hit this spliff.
Make a chick backflip when she get this (c’mon).
Everything you wanna do I did that shit let’s go

Please don’t have a heart attack.
Tell me where the party’s at.
This is where the party’s at.
Welcome to my Haunted Mansion.

Please don’t have a heart attack.
Tell me where the party’s at.
This is where the party’s at.
Welcome to my Haunted Mansion.
Welcome to my Haunted Mansion.