Fake it til you make it
That's what my boss tells me
You don't have to like it
Just as long as you look happy
Cause customers like it when you're happy
They are trying to fake it too
And if they see you fake it
They'll feel like they can keep faking it too
It's another morning in America
Put some coffee in my cup
Drop me off and wish me luck
This morning there will be a meeting
Concerning our meeting last week
And how there was hardly any input
And everybody looked like they were falling asleep
And please turn in your reports
Anytime before ten o'clock
And if you didn't reach your projected goals
Well, we're going to have to have a little talk
It's another morning in America
Put some coffee in my cup
Drop me off and wish me luck
Continuing education
To make sure we're a competitive force
Yeah you did this for three years without a degree
but that's not the world we live in anymore
And don't forget to buy your textbooks
They're 300 dollars new
And they just released a new edition
So don't even think about trying to pick them up used
It's another morning in America
put some coffee in my cup
drop me off and wish me luck
So do we actually
Accomplish much of anything
And when we're home
We still can't rest
With this machine we come built in
Another morning, another morning
Another morning in America
Strike the deal and catch your flight
The customer is always right
Punch in early if you can
No time off, please understand
No interest til the end of time
Give me time and a half I'll be just fine
Employee handbook read and weep
I just want to go to sleep