Ever had a hot date one night
Couldn't wait, they won't get you too far
In the middle of a good night
Have you ever got a ride in the back seat of your car?

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Stand up, identify
Stand up, tell us all about it
Stand up, and testify

Ever met a woman, a late night woman
Party till your money was gone
Smiling Mona Lisa loaded up your Visa
Took the bartender home

Stand up, have you ever been there?
Stand up, identify
Stand up, tell us all about it
Stand up, and testify

Thought I was a He-Man, do it just for me, man
I know just what to do
Thought I was a hero, she rated me a zero
Honey, you ain't through

Stand up, have you ever been there?
Stand up, identify
Stand up, tell us all about it
Stand up, and testify

Stand up, stand up
Stand up, stand up

Stand up, tell us all about it
Stand up, identify
Stand up, have you ever been there?
Stand up