I'm very worried, for humanity, if we can't even
Use a fucking turn signal
Just take your fucking finger and, move it a centimeter
If that's too much to ask then
Take your keys and shove them
Where the sun don't shine, it hurts us every time
We're not asking much, so please step up
Wow!

(Banter)
Nice turn signal asshole
Oh, Fuck you peasant
Why don't you buy a cheaper car and spend more money on fucking driving lessons!
What did you say to me?


How can we keep faith, that the world can change
When the fact remains, we can't even use turn signals
Just take your fucking finger and, move it a centimeter
If that's too much to ask then
Take your keys and shove them
Where the sun don't shine, it hurts us every time
We're not asking much, so please step up


There's a world full of people who will go through hell
Just to help other people who can't help themselves
Giving up their time and risking life and health
Making the world a better place
So what does it say when you cant even lift a finger
Just to fucking make others around you way safer
Save them time and frustration
But you can't be bothered, what does it say


Well I'll say it, you're fucking selfish
Why can't you give a shit about someone else
Wow!

(Banter)
911 what is your emergency?
Yeah i'd like to report a car crash
Tell me what happened?
Oh don't even get me started, some asshole didn't even use his turn signal, cuts in front of me, changes lanes again, doesn't use his turn signal again, keeps on going by...