WOKE UP ON A SATURDAY
WITH A PAIN INSIDE OF ME
THIS PAIN WAS WORDS INSIDE OF ME
JUST WAITING TO BE SAID

SO I GOT THE BAND TOGETHER
TO MAKE MY SONG TOGETHER
THE MELODY WAS WHATEVER
BUT I WAS FEELING BETTER

SUNDAY IN THE STUDIO
THE BEAT'S A LITTLE CRUDE-EO
GOOD ENOUGH FOR RADIO
BUT RADIO IS DEAD

MONDAY WE WERE MIXING
OUR MANAGER WAS LISTENING
LITERALLY SALIVATING (HA HA)
PRACTICALLY MASTURBATING (HA HA HA)

TUESDAY TO THE LABEL HEAD
SAID LABEL HEAD SAID
BOYS IT'S A HIT!
THIS SONG'S THE SHIT

WEDNESDAY WENT TO SPOTIFY
AND GOT OUR SONG ONLINE
WE'RE GONNA BE JUST FINE

THURSDAY WE HAD CHINESE FOOD
AND THEN NEXT THING WE KNEW
WE HEARD THE NEWS
(WE'RE ON!)

NEW MUSIC FRIDAY (NEW MUSIC FRIDAY)
NEW MUSIC FRIDAY, ALGORITHM & BLUES
NEW MUSIC FRIDAY (NEW MUSIC FRIDAY)
6 MILLION VIEWS

SATURDAY WAS THE CONCERT
SO MANY FACES I'D NEVER SEEN BEFORE
THE PARTY WENT TIL SUNDAY
BUT THE LABEL STILL WANTED MORE

MONDAY WE WERE WRITING
BUT THE HITS JUST WOULDN'T COME (HEY-O!)
BY TUESDAY WE START FIGHTING
& COLIN COULDN'T PLAY THEM DRUMS

BY WEDNESDAY WE'RE REALIZING 
DREAMS DON'T LAST THIS LONG
BY THURSDAY WE'D BE GONE
WE WERE A THROWBACK THURSDAY
THROWBACK THURSDAY!

NEW MUSIC FRIDAY (NEW MUSIC FRIDAY)
NEW MUSIC FRIDAY, ALGORITHM & BLUES
NEW MUSIC FRIDAY (NEW MUSIC FRIDAY)
6 MILLION VIEWS
6 MILLION VIEWS

I WANT 1 (YEAH!)
I WANT 2 (YEAH!)
I WANT 6 MILLION VIEWS

I WANT 4 (YEAH!)
I WANT 5 (YEAH!)
I WANT 6 MILLION VIEWS

VIEWS, VIEWS, VIEWS

MAGIC! MAGIC! MAGIC!

YEAH HEY OH OH!

WE WROTE THIS SONG IN
SECONDS FLAT!