Well good evening ladies and gentlemen
And welcome to the show
Before we carry on I think there's something you should know
You see my subconscious conjures images
And peculiar types of words
That I'm sure at least a few of you will wish you'd never heard
Now the music's pumping in my blood
And down between my legs
And I just might sing a song about that long and lonesome train
I wasn't going to mention it but I think I probably should
There's a fundamental part of me that ain't no good

I ain't no good baby
I ain't no good for you baby

Now when a woman needs a man
And you see it less and less each day
She needs him strong, she needs him able
And she needs them golden eggs
And if she calls to tell you she's got nothing more to say
Well you best just bow your head and get the hell out of the way
But I got my way I just lie and I tell em I'm a liar
I say 'I'll burn your fuckin house down before I set your soul on fire
You want me for your lover well you better choose another
Cos I don't want have to tell you again

I ain't no good baby
I ain't no good for you baby